We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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