I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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