No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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