Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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