We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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