some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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