why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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