The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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