The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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