If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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