If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
how does that bad decision feel?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
