I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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