I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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