She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
