her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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