Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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