I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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