Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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