Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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