what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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