Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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