He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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