But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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