Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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