put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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