i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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