if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Are we in a gay sports bar?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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