i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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