Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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