If i come over, it means nothing
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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