I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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