that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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