there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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