you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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