Heybabeimwearingurpanties
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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