Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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