Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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