I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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