I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
BRING THE BAGELS
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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