I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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