no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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