phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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