Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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