I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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