ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Just puked most of my soul out..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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