Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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