I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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