I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's shark week go big or go home
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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