Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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