how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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