She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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