Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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