Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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