I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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