its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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