you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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