Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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