i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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